1. "An SQL injection is when you ask the waiter for a large pepperoni GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY with a side of fries."
    Anon explains SQL injections (via slashnull)

    (via leonsbuddydave)

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  2. Dear Readers,

    As of late, we’ve been in a transitional period and have been too busy to really give this blog the attention that it deserves. The two of us have been very busy with other ventures, and as a result, the Profound Programmer has taken a back seat. While we may be sporadically posting new content, we have discontinued our print orders until further notice.

    Anyone who has already placed an order is going to be processed, and order support will be offered until all existing orders are completed.

    We apologize for any inconvenience in the interim.

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  3. [text: “we don’t "need" jquery I wish you were dead”, photograph of a future where $.animate defaults to CSS3 animations without a plugin, even in IE] [More Posters] [HD Version]

    [text: “we don’t "need" jquery I wish you were dead”, photograph of a future where $.animate defaults to CSS3 animations without a plugin, even in IE]

    [More Posters] [HD Version]

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  4. [text: “ "how’s testing going?" fuck you, that’s how testing’s going”, photograph of the last build server that badmouthed me] [Poster Store] [HD Version] [HD SFW Version]

    [text: “ "how’s testing going?" fuck you, that’s how testing’s going”, photograph of the last build server that badmouthed me]

    [Poster Store] [HD Version] [HD SFW Version]

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  5. leonsbuddydave:

    razerwolf:

    leonsbuddydave:

    favorite part of CSS? hmm that’s a tough one but it would have to be that it makes me want to be dead

    Whats…. whats your least favourite part?

    the bees

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  6. Fuck Off As A Service
    FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) provides a modern, RESTful, scalable solution to the common problem of telling people to fuck off.

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  7. chelonaut:

    A woman tells her programmer husband to go to the store for some milk and while he’s there, get some eggs. He takes egg carton after egg carton, until there are none left. He reaches for empty space. The ground splits beneath his feet. The universe trembles and collapses.

    This is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a Null Pointer Exception.

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  8. Attention Readers Outside of the US

    We’ve finally been able to reduce costs and lower the international shipping rates. We thank you for your patience and continued interest!

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